Post by Admin on Feb 21, 2016 21:40:16 GMT
Well we are back where we started all those seasons ago with the MIGHTY MIDLOTHIAN PANTHERS,and yes I can see a few UL
managers sneaking behide there chairs mightily relieved we ain't there now.
Having viewed the new teams who have sneaked into the top league to join the rest of the rubbish I reckon we would
have pished that league after 12 meetings,alas it's not to be so we start a new venture with Southside Oglala.
First things first we got "Banana Bender" back to coach our young warriors and I can guarantee these kids
will be firing on all cylinders come our first competitive encounter which happens to be against Fred & his
Blubber boys in the KO Cup first round,all I can say to that is "NEXT"
For many who don't know who "Banana Bender" was he was a Aussie from Queensland who at one time captained
the Panthers and he sure liked to duck & dive a bit even on the track.
At this moment in time we have 5 members of the squad picked who are shovelling shit as I write as part of
there strenghening up program,all are past JJ riders who rode for us at the"Lomonds" and " Richmond Lane"
and the might be room for one more.
By far our top man will be Steven McDonald(9.42)who should have no bother obtaining a double figure average
come week 23,Maxie North(4.80) & Robbie Cormack(4.78) who both excelled in the JJ,then there's John Monk
who swears like a trooper but I have told him to cut out that "habit",last but not least is Carl McKinlay
who I think will take this league by storm even although he's a "Darkside"asset.
Looking at this seasons opposition(snigger)we have the already mentioned Blubber Boys fae the Estuary
who look candidates for a fifth league,the garbage fae Abertillery and Bottesford who look like they fire blanks.
Burslem have there fair share of convicts fae Tunstall,Harlow feckin Hawks with a future star in Leon Fikias(Oh God)
East london Gay boys who's arse looks destined for the bottom,the pink panther brigade fae Durham,Durham and
Downham Stars whose webbed feet might help them get promoted if the tracks are soaking.
There's a rumour going around that the final team might come from that wasteland David Cameron mentioned called Cumbria,we will
wait and see if we need special radiation kevlars for that visit.
More news to follow as it happens,and hey let be careful out there
Pitstalker
managers sneaking behide there chairs mightily relieved we ain't there now.
Having viewed the new teams who have sneaked into the top league to join the rest of the rubbish I reckon we would
have pished that league after 12 meetings,alas it's not to be so we start a new venture with Southside Oglala.
First things first we got "Banana Bender" back to coach our young warriors and I can guarantee these kids
will be firing on all cylinders come our first competitive encounter which happens to be against Fred & his
Blubber boys in the KO Cup first round,all I can say to that is "NEXT"
For many who don't know who "Banana Bender" was he was a Aussie from Queensland who at one time captained
the Panthers and he sure liked to duck & dive a bit even on the track.
At this moment in time we have 5 members of the squad picked who are shovelling shit as I write as part of
there strenghening up program,all are past JJ riders who rode for us at the"Lomonds" and " Richmond Lane"
and the might be room for one more.
By far our top man will be Steven McDonald(9.42)who should have no bother obtaining a double figure average
come week 23,Maxie North(4.80) & Robbie Cormack(4.78) who both excelled in the JJ,then there's John Monk
who swears like a trooper but I have told him to cut out that "habit",last but not least is Carl McKinlay
who I think will take this league by storm even although he's a "Darkside"asset.
Looking at this seasons opposition(snigger)we have the already mentioned Blubber Boys fae the Estuary
who look candidates for a fifth league,the garbage fae Abertillery and Bottesford who look like they fire blanks.
Burslem have there fair share of convicts fae Tunstall,Harlow feckin Hawks with a future star in Leon Fikias(Oh God)
East london Gay boys who's arse looks destined for the bottom,the pink panther brigade fae Durham,Durham and
Downham Stars whose webbed feet might help them get promoted if the tracks are soaking.
There's a rumour going around that the final team might come from that wasteland David Cameron mentioned called Cumbria,we will
wait and see if we need special radiation kevlars for that visit.
More news to follow as it happens,and hey let be careful out there
Pitstalker